Therefore I give you the following situations that separates the distinct breed of bloggers versus non-bloggers:
Food
Non-blogger: Oh, my gosh! Yum! I'm going to devour this delicious food right now! I'm starving!
Blogger: Oh, my gosh! Yum! I can't wait to dig right...crap! I forgot to Instagram it before I started eating! *snap snap*
Clothes
Non-blogger: Man, I feel gross today. Sweats & a t-shirt it is!
Blogger: Man, I feel gross today. But it's Wednesday, I need to look presentable for my WIWW post.
Relationships
Non-blogger: I hope this guy doesn't think I'm a weirdo...
Blogger: I hope this guy doesn't mind if I blog about him tomorrow...
Coffee
Non-blogger: I think I'll just throw a K-Cup in the Keurig today & fill up this mug I got from Grandma last Valentine's Day.
Blogger: "I'll take a Venti Skinny Cinnamon Dolce Iced Latte, no whip". I can't wait to Instagram a picture with my Starbucks, new manicure, mint skinny jeans, and flats.
As if it isn't obvious from these photos, I have a coffee problem...
Crafting
Non-blogger: This looks pretty cool. I should try this sometime. That reminds me: I need to pick up some Scotch tape at the store tomorrow.
Blogger: This looks pretty cool. And it would make a great DIY post for next week! I need to restock my Washi tape collection, as well.
Painting nails
Non-blogger: Cool, this NYC nail polish is only $0.99. And I love the color.
Blogger: I love this $7.99 Essie nail polish. Mint Candy Apple is my favorite!
P.S.: I am in no way making fun of any specific blogger. In fact, most of these blogger thoughts are making fun of myself, if I'm being honest....probably why I could find so many of my own pictures to go along with each thought :)
hahaha!!
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so much involved.
Oh how I wish I had a piece of that cake now! :oD
ReplyDeleteLove it! I'm starting to get that way. I have that same family picture frame as well hanging in my kitchen! Mint Candy Apple essie FAVORITE!
ReplyDeleteHaha this is hilarious! I actually love the NYC nail polishes...they last so much longer than the Essie ones!
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love this! haha sometimes I long for good old days when my nail polish was chipped and I drank out of a Christmas mug in July...
ReplyDeleteHahahaha, so true!!
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely true!!! I have regretted not taking food pics ALL the time!
ReplyDeleteSo true! Thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteHahaha that's me half the time!
ReplyDeleteHahaha wow, so true!!
ReplyDeleteThis is so true. Love it!
ReplyDeleteYes, yes, and yes! Also, I'm constantly trying to make room for my camera in my diaper bag in case I have any blog worthy moments happen while I'm out and about. People often look at me strangely when I pull my giant DSLR out of my bag while on errands....I'm all, "I'm a blogger, whaddya want?!"
ReplyDeleteSo true! No matter what I'm doing, I'm turning into a blog post (which may or may not actually be written) in my head.
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