May 15, 2013

Blogger vs. Non-blogger Thinking

I'm probably not alone in this, but - do you ever think that bloggers have there own way of life/thinking that is completely opposite of non-bloggers?

Therefore I give you the following situations that separates the distinct breed of bloggers versus non-bloggers:


Non-blogger: Oh, my gosh! Yum! I'm going to devour this delicious food right now! I'm starving!

Blogger: Oh, my gosh! Yum! I can't wait to dig right...crap! I forgot to Instagram it before I started eating! *snap snap*


Non-blogger: Man, I feel gross today. Sweats & a t-shirt it is!

Blogger: Man, I feel gross today. But it's Wednesday, I need to look presentable for my WIWW post.


Non-blogger: I hope this guy doesn't think I'm a weirdo...

Blogger: I hope this guy doesn't mind if I blog about him tomorrow...


Non-blogger: I think I'll just throw a K-Cup in the Keurig today & fill up this mug I got from Grandma last Valentine's Day.

Blogger: "I'll take a Venti Skinny Cinnamon Dolce Iced Latte, no whip". I can't wait to Instagram a picture with my Starbucks, new manicure, mint skinny jeans, and flats.


As if it isn't obvious from these photos, I have a coffee problem...


Non-blogger: This looks pretty cool. I should try this sometime. That reminds me: I need to pick up some Scotch tape at the store tomorrow.

Blogger: This looks pretty cool. And it would make a great DIY post for next week! I need to restock my Washi tape collection, as well.

Painting nails

Non-blogger: Cool, this NYC nail polish is only $0.99. And I love the color.

Blogger: I love this $7.99 Essie nail polish. Mint Candy Apple is my favorite!

P.S.: I am in no way making fun of any specific blogger. In fact, most of these blogger thoughts are making fun of myself, if I'm being honest....probably why I could find so many of my own pictures to go along with each thought :)


  1. hahaha!!

    thinking like a blogger is tough work ;)
    so much involved.

  2. Oh how I wish I had a piece of that cake now! :oD

  3. Love it! I'm starting to get that way. I have that same family picture frame as well hanging in my kitchen! Mint Candy Apple essie FAVORITE!

  4. Haha this is hilarious! I actually love the NYC nail polishes...they last so much longer than the Essie ones!

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  5. hahaaha I love it!

  6. love this! haha sometimes I long for good old days when my nail polish was chipped and I drank out of a Christmas mug in July...

  7. Absolutely true!!! I have regretted not taking food pics ALL the time!

  8. So true! Thanks for the laugh!

  9. Hahaha that's me half the time!

  10. Yes, yes, and yes! Also, I'm constantly trying to make room for my camera in my diaper bag in case I have any blog worthy moments happen while I'm out and about. People often look at me strangely when I pull my giant DSLR out of my bag while on errands....I'm all, "I'm a blogger, whaddya want?!"

  11. So true! No matter what I'm doing, I'm turning into a blog post (which may or may not actually be written) in my head.