Therefore I give you the following situations that separates the distinct breed of bloggers versus non-bloggers:
Non-blogger: Oh, my gosh! Yum! I'm going to devour this delicious food right now! I'm starving!
Blogger: Oh, my gosh! Yum! I can't wait to dig right...crap! I forgot to Instagram it before I started eating! *snap snap*
Non-blogger: Man, I feel gross today. Sweats & a t-shirt it is!
Blogger: Man, I feel gross today. But it's Wednesday, I need to look presentable for my WIWW post.
Non-blogger: I hope this guy doesn't think I'm a weirdo...
Blogger: I hope this guy doesn't mind if I blog about him tomorrow...
Non-blogger: I think I'll just throw a K-Cup in the Keurig today & fill up this mug I got from Grandma last Valentine's Day.
Blogger: "I'll take a Venti Skinny Cinnamon Dolce Iced Latte, no whip". I can't wait to Instagram a picture with my Starbucks, new manicure, mint skinny jeans, and flats.
As if it isn't obvious from these photos, I have a coffee problem...
Non-blogger: This looks pretty cool. I should try this sometime. That reminds me: I need to pick up some Scotch tape at the store tomorrow.
Blogger: This looks pretty cool. And it would make a great DIY post for next week! I need to restock my Washi tape collection, as well.
Non-blogger: Cool, this NYC nail polish is only $0.99. And I love the color.
Blogger: I love this $7.99 Essie nail polish. Mint Candy Apple is my favorite!
P.S.: I am in no way making fun of any specific blogger. In fact, most of these blogger thoughts are making fun of myself, if I'm being honest....probably why I could find so many of my own pictures to go along with each thought :)